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Monday, March 22, 2010

Adult SMS: Mere Wajood Main Kash To Uthar Jaye

Mere Wajood Main Kash To Uthar Jaye.
Main Dekho Ayina Or To Najar Aye.
To Ho Samne Or Waqt Dhar Jaye.
Kash Ye Jindhgi Tujhe Yohi Dekhte Huye Gujar Jaye Kash.

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Adult SMS: acha h ye ek movie hi hai

santa watching blue film..in that fil he saw his wife sucking cock.....after completing that blue film he thanks god....acha h ye ek movie hi hai

Adult SMS: sasural sex ka school

‘Delhi 6’ song: Genda Phool(REMIX)
Biwi chodne deve, Sali vi chudwa keve, sasural sex ka school.
Sans mu me leve, sale ki biwi dabane deve, sasural sex ka school.

Adult SMS: women good in cooking and fucking

women are very good in 2 thgs cooking and fucking
its no joke .....
u never knw wats cooking in der mind...!
&u ll never come 2 knw when they ll fuck ur life

Adult SMS: please water my garden with your pipe

why woman wear panties with printed flowers???
ans=its way says" please water my garden with your pipe"

Adult SMS: 93.5 FM BAJATE RAHO

q==ek ladki ki bra pe 93.5 FM likha tha to socho niche kya likha hoga???

ans== BAJATE RAHO

Adult SMS: Two girls returning from movie

Two girls returning from movie
1st: Mere rupaye chori ho gaye!
2nd:Tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?
1st: Muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.

Adult SMS: SEXTEL me apka swagat hai

SEXTEL me apka swagat hai...is route ki sabhi randiya vyast hai aap jis chut se sampark karna chate wo is wakt aapka land nahi le sakti.kiripiya muth mare

Adult SMS: sari jhantein sulag jaati hai

2 women talking 1st:-Tum niche k bal kaise saf karti ho.? 2nd:-Razor se 0r tum.? 1st:-Yar Mere husband baat hi aisi karte h k, sari jhantein sulag jaati hai

Adult SMS: Bhabiji, BRA me maine aapka Dil rakh LIYA

A lady was negotiating rate of BRA and panty. Shopkeeper: "Bhabiji, BRA me maine aapka Dil rakh LIYA, lekin panty me aapko meri zubaan rakhni hi padegi" ;-

Adult SMS: Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos

Doctor Lecturing:- Sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment mein Fark nahi padta. Nurse boli:- Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos, Tab pata chalega!

Adult SMS: Mujhe to Lamba aur Kadak chahiye

KELA WALA:Madam kele lelo.LADY: Ye to pilpila aur naram hai, Mujhe to Lamba aur Kadak chahiye KELA WALA:Kya madam! Kabhi to khane k Liye Le Liya karo.

Adult SMS: Par SONA toh sikh lo

Santa Padosi Se Charpai Mangne Gya
P-Humare Pas 2 Hi H
1 Pe Me & Papa, dusri Pe Maa & Biwi Sote Hai
S-Charpai Mat Do salo,
Par SONA toh sikh lo

Adult SMS: Sex ? SANTA- kr lete h kbi kabar.

Snta goes 4intrvw.
LADY- Wats ur name?
SNTA- Ji Snta Sing.
LADY- Sex
SNTA- kr lete h kbi kabar.
LADY- No i mean male or female.
SNTA- koi b aye chak dete h.

Adult SMS: nahi to mujhe taange failani padegi

Garibi se tang aakar Pati Bola lagta hai ab dosto ke aage hath failane padenge.Patni:Jaldi haath failalo nahi to mujhe taange failani padegi :-)

Adult SMS: Toh yeh hota hai Bhen ka Lauda

Pundit apni Sexy behen k kamre mein gaya

Wahan Usko 1 'plastic ka lund' mila

Vo dekh k Pundit

khushi se chillaya:

Achcha

Toh yeh hota hai

"Bhen ka Lauda"

Adult SMS: main aapki saali hoon

Dulha bhag kar kamre me ghusa aur shuru ho gaya Girl:Jijaji main aapki saali hoon Radha Dulha:Ab kahe ki RADHA Jab DAL Gaya AADHA

Adult SMS: Patni -Gusse me Mai ghar chhor k ja rahi hu

Patni -Gusse me Mai ghar chhor k ja rahi hu.Pati- Jana hai to jaldi ja warna gaand maar lunga. Patni- Bas apki yehi mithi-2 baatein muje jane nahi deti.

Adult SMS: vidai ke time ladki kyon roti hai

BOY ask a GIRL- vidai ke time ladki kyon roti hai ? Girl- BHOSDI ke agar tuje pata chale ki ghar se door le jakar koi teri GAND Marega to tu kya nachega..

Adult SMS: Dr.Mariz K piche bhag raha tha

d1 Dr.Mariz K piche bhag raha tha,
Logo ne pucha- Kya hua? Dr.bola-4 Bar aisa Hua hai Bhosadi Wala NASBANDI Karane ata hai, jhaate Saf kara ke bhag jata hai.

Adult SMS: Sex is like a resturant,

Sex is like a resturant, sumtimes u get gud service, sumtimes bad service, sumtimes no service & many times u have 2 be happy wid self service...

Adult SMS: hum bhi Underwear me Gun rakhte hain

Aye Hasina Mat Dikha Apna Seena,Hum bhi Seene me dam Rakhte hain.Agar tu Bra me Bum rakhti hai,To hum bhi Underwear me Gun rakhte hain.

Adult SMS: Woman: i expected this

Reason for divorce:

Woman: i expected this
========>
atleast this
====>
but got this =>

MAN: i expected
this ()
at most this ( )
but what is
this( )?

Adult SMS: Suhagrat ko Pati-EJAZAT h

Suhagrat ko Pati-EJAZAT h. Wife-ji. Wife ko Puri Raat CHOD k Bimar kr k Sasural CChod k SAAS se Bola-Achha ji Ejazat h. Wife-Amma Ejazat Mat Dena Gand Fad Dega.

Adult SMS: Bra ki kya jarurat he

Wife :Suno ji muje nayi bra leni hai. Rajesh : Bra ki kya jarurat he itne chote chote to he. Wife: Kal apne Underwer kharida maine kuch kaha.

Adult SMS : Sex ho jaye

Wife:-Sex ho jaye. Hasband:-Are pata nahi condom kaha rakh diya hai dikh nahi raha.? Wife:-Tumhari Roz-Roz ki bakchodi se to achcha hai tum Lamination karwa lo.

Adult SMS: kya machar se AIDS hota hai.

Tchr: Bachho bolo
kya machar se AIDS hota hai.?
Pappu: No sir..?
Tchr: Very Good, kyon nahi hota hai.?
pappu:kyon ki machhar dank marta hai,
GAND nahi
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Adult SMS: mujhe aurat hone ka ehsas karao.

Ladki ne jeans utari aur apne boy friend se kaha mujhe aurat hone ka ehsas karao.
Boy friend ne b apni jeans utari aur kaha jao dono jeans dho kar laao.

Adult SMS: all dabaa K neeche maarey to SEX

Lalit modi was testing cricket knwldg of preity :What is d diff betwn six n sex? Preity- Ball utha k upar maarey to SIX ! Aur,Ball dabaa K neeche maarey to SEX.

Adult SMS: Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai

Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye.

Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“.

Patni: “Kyun Ji”

Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“

Adult SMS: kal sharmaji in mujhe bra pente hue dekh liya

wife:kal sharmaji in mujhe bra pente hue dekh liya ? husband:phir tumne kya kiya? wife: maine saram key mare bra se apana muh dak liya

Adult SMS: Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?”

Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai”

Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“

Adult SMS: Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?”

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Adult SMS : Ladki Usually Sex Karne Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai?

Ladki Usually Sex Karne Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai?

I Love You?
Wrong!

That Was Great?
Wrong Again!

I Love It?
Aray Nahi Yaar….

Sahi Jawab: “Suno Meri Bra And Panty Kaha Rakhi Hai.“

Funny SMS, Don't Love SMS: PETROL PUMPS in China

BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China-

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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"

Shayari SMS: bankar chamk apki ankhon mein milenge

bankar lafz hum kitabom mein milenge ,
bankar mahak hum gulabon mein milenga ,
wada karte hain karoge jab v aume yaad
bankar chamk apki ankhon mein milenge

Funny SMS: Vicks & Tiger baam n medicines

1st 3 months
Perfume & Flowrs

Aftr 3 yrs
Baby Powdr,Cream, Lotion

Aftr 30 yrs

Vicks & Tiger baam n medicines ;->

Shayari SMS, Love SMS :Mohabbat K Sapney

Mohabbat
K Sapney
Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton
Ko Mujh Ko
Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon
Me KajaL
Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon
Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai..

Love SMS: Mujhe aaj bhi uske pyaar ki

Mujhe aaj bhi uske pyaar ki shiddat ronay nahi deti

Wo Kehta Tha Mar Jaonga Tere Aansun K Girne Se Pehle... /

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS,: Muhabbat Nakam ho Jaye Tab

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS,:

Muhabbat Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.
Or Agr Muhabbat Kamayab Ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Hi Nikaltay Hain

Jokes SMS, Other SMS : aaj ke baad ijjat se baat kariyo

tu apni aukat me rha kr, jyada bakwas mat kiya kar. aaj ke baad ijjat se baat kariyo.'agar kisi ko dantan hai to aise daato'

Jokes SMS, Question SMS, Man Woman SMS: Why do women have smaller feet then men?

Jokes SMS, Question SMS, Man Woman SMS

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?

A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....

Jokes SMS, MBA SMS, Pagal SMS : wo pagal ho chuka tha bato kyon

Jokes SMS, MBA SMS, Pagal SMS,

ek admi ped ki dal par har roj beth jat tha aur wo pagal ho chuka tha bato kyon

kyonki usne mba ki thi apne ko branch manager samjt tha

Encouragement SMS,Life SMS: what is achievement?

what is achievement?
"tendulkar was failed in 10th std in 1988..
but now in 2009
maharashtra 10th std 1st lesson is abt tendulkar"

Life SMS : nothing can be changed by changing

nothing can be changed by changing the face....

but everything can be changed by facing the change.....!!!!

so go ahead and life is yours.....!!

Adult SMS: l for land apple

teacher:
A for apple
B for ball
d for doll
l for land sorry mu se nikal gaya
student koi baat nahi phir se mu main daliye

Life SMS: Thought for the life

Thought for the life:
"Dont decrease your goal to the extent of your ability.

Increase your ability to the extent of your goal"...

Life SMS, Dear One SMS : Troubles are a part of life

Troubles are a part of life.If u do not share them with the people who love you and care for u,u take away a chance from them to care you more...

Sad SMS, Friendship SMS, Miss You SMS, Dua SMS: Har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai

Under: Sad SMS, Friendship SMS, Miss You SMS, Dua SMS: Har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai

Har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai
Meri aankho ko uski talash rehti hai
kuchh tum bhi dua karo dosto suna hai
Dosto ki fariyad me khuda ki fariyad hoti hai

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